+ me on paper!

I think violin music really only sounds good if you’re a professional.

It’s not the same as a piano, the notes are not laid out in a beautiful row

You have to move your finger to the exact, perfect, right spot to be in tune

It’s very easy to be off key.

Ballet tights have never failed to give me a wedgie.

It’s just a fact of their design

The weird diaper-like bottom makes it impossible to get comfortable

It’s really not enjoyable.

I’ve always known this to be true, but I didn’t want to be a quitter.

So I played violin for fourteen years and did ballet for eight.

But now I can read music and have great posture,

So I guess it wasn’t a total waste, right?